tomato soup & burnt toast

Apr 13
oh my fuck 

oh my fuck 

Apr 02

my-chemical-mermaids:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

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what the fuck is that

Mar 31

whoreos420:

OH NO

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY HISTORY TEACHER A PHANFIC INSTEAD  OF  MY ESSAY SHIT

ABORT ABORT

NO OH NO

Mar 10

theyoutubefangirl:

Dan and Phil at that party where they got drunk. (x)

Mar 06
arianbow:

eMMA NO

literally just covered my mouth and went holy shit

arianbow:

eMMA NO

literally just covered my mouth and went holy shit

Feb 07

actuallyroz:

i’m kind of glad i didn’t get through to be in the radio show audience like the second one of them came over to talk to me i’d just start spouting phan proof or they’d ask me how i was feeling right now and i’d just kind of “well my heart’s doing that flippy oveR THING AND IT’S NEVER REALLY DONE THAT BEFORE SO THAT’S NICE" and then just sit down.

Feb 03
OMFG XD

OMFG XD

Nov 03
doctor-who-overdose:

Just started watching on netflix and this had me laughing for awhile Click for the best DoctorWho tumblr ever.

doctor-who-overdose:

Just started watching on netflix and this had me laughing for awhile

Nov 03

lickystickypickywe:

red ants in my bed. my left leg is full of painful bumps.

I can’t spray the anti ant poison in my room or I will be the one that gets exterminated first.

Maybe if they bite me long enough I’ll grow immune.

Or turn into AntWoman with extraordinary superpowers.

Oct 31
comedycentral:

Mash Up is all-new tonight at 12:30am/11:30c as T.J. Miller welcomes Sean Flannery and Bryan Callen.
Click the gif to watch T.J. compare an audience member’s laugh to an angel being tickled against her will.

comedycentral:

Mash Up is all-new tonight at 12:30am/11:30c as T.J. Miller welcomes Sean Flannery and Bryan Callen.

Click the gif to watch T.J. compare an audience member’s laugh to an angel being tickled against her will.